crankSLAPPERS!

The other week I visited a friend whom right now maybe in a case of house arrest careof her father because of one crazy event. What crazy event?... read closely. At a point in one's life one can never be too drunk or too stupd to commit acts that you would regret in the near future. The thing is that once things had happened we can't ask for a take two, we just can't take them back. Its true that each person has thier own reactions to alcohol of any kind. One may sit quietly and blush while majority will lose all thier inhibitions and do the unimaginable... or so i thought. Because her mind and body chooses to react to the latter she would scream out loud and wake all your neighbors.. dead or alive. Truth b told she woke everyone up, and cranky people who just woke up in the middle of the night are not the ones to mess with. As the saying goes "magbiro ka sa lasing 'wag lang sa bagong gising" Bagong gising in the middle of the night that is with the help of my friend. So as the commotion went on one of the very cranky, angry nieghbors went out looked for the source and... B*TCHED SLAPPED her silly. And by the way this happened along the road. This is soO freakin' telenovela-esQUE. Wouldn't you agree?......


(photo courtesy of photobucket.com)

are we sluts?

Last night we had our first ever karaoke sessions eversince I don't know when at my friends house whom we shall call fondly as Nanay Caring (the reason why?... he's the eldest at 30 y.o.) We were there because it was another mini get together and because Coicoi is around town from Dubai. It started at 12 midnight. Quiet. Everybody in the house was already halfway through thier dreamland experience (Including the chickens outside) and behold Rey holding the microphone prancing around to the tune of "Dont stop the music" by Rihanna.

It lasted for half an hour until another pal whom we shall call Teacher Hansel decided that it was time for us to go out and well... look out for some prospects.

Before we made our way out we were all sitting outside Nanay Rey's house planning what to do next until an SUV slowly driving pulled down the window to see who these who of these lucky or unlucky ladies would be served as main course for their gastronomical carnal snack. He just went by slowly. All of us were wondering if that driver thought of us as hookers.Truth be told that the middle-aged cutie daddy was only checking out our freshly collagen-injected Teacher whom we shall call Bunny, Who at that time reflected on Riyo Mori's final walk tux and made a version for herself (thats with boobs and all).

Which made Coicoi reminise of his lets just say "A thousand Arabian Nights" the X-rated version. Every luxury car imaginable would drop by everytime he would walk around the streests of Dubai with the driver asking him if he needed help with his groceries, if he needed a lift or if he needed some release of tension, SEXUAL that is. And who knows what would happen next it could be somewhere between cocktails and coffee tomorrow morning.

That brings me to ask myself, with these things happening...

ARE WE SLUTS?.......

the perfect PRESENT

I just celebrated my birthday with the company of CLOSE friends. It was not that big of a party that's why i did not invite that much people. It was supposed to be an outdoor party but since the weather did not cooperate (even if i "sundanced" like Sarah G. in a very special love all afternoon). So it ended up on our front porch which i turned into a mini cocktail bar complete with dimmed lights. It wasn't the "oh so-big party" that people were waiting for, it was just a SEX and the City-esqe chit chat party where the people were all seated, well fed and hydrated with alcohol, and chilled to some beach house club mixes.

This was how it looked liked without the flash and all. Dimmed and private. The funny thing was that when we would turn the lights on all the gheys would scream and point to coi2x just to amaze themselves. See the bottom part of the photo. A star shaped cupcake?..

That's Moi, Tim, ShO and Glue. We made our version of " See no evil, Speak no evil, Hear no evil, Smell no evil". With the latter being our twist to the adage.

Just good food, drinks and enjoying the company of good friends (with them there its more than enough)... that's gotta be a good way of turning older.

a year older,,...

Tomorrow i will turn a year older... but will i be wiser?.... good question. only time will tell. Thats what i always ask myself before my birthday. Hopefully a ray of light will show me the way or someone can. Hopefully...

oh come all ye faithful

I went out last Saturday. The first time I went out partying in three months. The reason why?.. It felt that I was too old to go party and get wasted. But since the role of the party planner went to me. I had no choice. It was the first time in a year that I saw my classmates after graduation. Seems like old times except that we were no longer confined in our white uniforms. We had dinner at larsian then had our doses of alcohol at doce.

Then i asked myself, Am i really too old to do such?.... I guess not! twenty two pa kaha ko... and geeez.. my birthday is comming up... oh where does the time go,,