Friday, July 25, 2008

a demented version of my so-called life

What's good about having crazy friends?
1. You can hurt them physically, and they'll definitely hit you back
2. You can curse them in their faces, then all of you will laugh
3. You can tell them all the crazy stuff in your head, then you'll find out they're a lot crazier
4. With them, you will never feel that youre alone
5. With them, you can be yourself all the time


I don't want to blog about my so-called, fairweathered friends right now. I guess i've had enough of them. i just don't give a F*** about them as of the time being. Im more focused on the people worth keeping. these people who have been kind enough to keep me company, make me laugh at their own expense and mine too (its a two-way relationship), but most of all... made me realize no matter how screwed up my life is there's always a reason for a drink.


this is Wewe. my faghag. A sing-a-long freak, soap opera fanatic and has a penchant for shopping as well. we snivel, bicker and fight in broad daylight, we've been through thick and thin, we even went to uhm,,.. ah basta the place where little red riding hood grew up to be a big bad wolf! don't let the looks fool you. Bayot pud ni!....... hahaha! Her claim to fame?... she's a Mickey Mouse clubber... look at her ears!.. hahaha! The reason why i love her?... No matter how i am mean to her, imagine i make her squirm, laugh and feel icky all at the same time! she even mentioned:

"dae d na ko ganahan mu tubag sa phone kai isyu napud" >>> thats mike su and me calling her.. and teasing her in every minute of the phonecall



And this is Mike Su. Here she is in her two-piece bikini and pekpek shorts ensemble. oh diba.. makes the playboy bunnies make a run for their money. He was my vice-president of my junior year, first semester. Although when the reshuffling we got separated making him the president of the class she was in and me in mine. Her claim to fame was that when we were still employed at peopleSUPPORT she was included in the fashion show (which made some controversy the next day). Why i love her?.. Shes the type that never lets you feel left out.





This is shoO.. we knew each other back in college because I, mike su (yes Mike Su was as dignified as madam president herself) and he were in some of the presidents meeting of our department. We worked for the same BPO company a few months back. and he's the guy which takes things relatively slow. Unlike some of us shoO is pretty laid back, always cares for a drink or two and is often the more serious than the two mentioned above. Why i love him?.... he waits for 30-40 minutes ++ for me and Wewe to arrive, he just smokes his cigarettes and let other people pass by (and takes notice of the hot young girls of legal age)


Si glue. she loves limpbizkit, greenday, punk music, online RPG games, and uhm did i say punk music?... di halata nuh?... but she does, she really does. Glo is the one can turn to whenever i want to hitch a ride or get a medcert without walking into a clinic (thanks to daddy johnny of course) and get discounts at Jolibee (c/o nice her sis was still employed there). Just like me she loves KFC, to the extent that we bought a bucket meal.. we'll we needed the help of Tim and Ariane to finish the entire bucket. Why i love her?.. no matter how bad i screw up she just shrugs it all away and just says....

"Matulog sa ko Jer, in a pissed/sleepy/sarcastic kinda way"


Si Tim, because he's a BAC (born again christian) he serves as our moral compass... kuno! Theres not much more to say about Tim except that he was the one to master cooking 2 batches of rice in a very BIG caldero na walang sablay (immersion '06) heheh.. that also serves as his claim to fame. why i love him?... he treats me like any other heterosexual guy around and he listens to all the whining and complaining that Glo and i do whenever we go home.



Si Jeddang. lovable, more merrier than the MERRY in merry Christmas. she's the one to turn to whenever you got problems that rival the height of Mt. Everest (cause believe me he'll climb it for you... kidding). in fairness to Jeddah he is not a quitter, no matter she failed a certain subject in school he manages keep his chin high, take it again and pass with flying colours (for the third time around). His claim to fame: he was awarded MISS CONGENIALITY in a MISS GAY EARTH production in the school and oh yeah... she claims that he and TV actress Anne Curtis look alike. DO YOU AGREE? Why i love her?... she makes me laugh no matter how sad the situation is.

Coicoi a.k.a. AngeliCOiCOi Panganiban. although he/she/it is in Dubai right now she never fails to email once in a while. she was my shopping partner, she haggles like lie theres no tomorrow to get a lot from a shopping money of a hundred pesos (tax free). the people in the house already consider him as an adopted son or daughter that she is. she used to come her almost everyday or whenever either of us were free. his claim to fame?... she manages to make smart, quirky remarks against him work for his advantage. His claim to fame, he managed to say:

"alahav aw dats basta laysho". Looking expensive even if were out of cash.

Too bad he's in Dubai.. i really miss him na.... who knows he made an appearance on GMA 7's CODENAME:asero which was shot in Dubai... oh i forgot he's solid kapamilya... ahehe

No pretensions

No fiction

No sh*ts

"Nothing's better than having CRAZY people you call as friends... do you have any?... "


Monday, July 21, 2008

tv and me....

For some goOd reason the cable is out today.

I have no idea what had happened, i'm just too upset to call the cable company and hear a ramdomly selected customer service associate who will give me enough reasons to think that i have the comprehension skills of a 4th grader. This has already happened twice. First was during the miss universe pageant on a beautiful monday morning. that had me flustered.

Really. Big time.

I had to endure the few minutes late telecast on a local station with my friend mike su teasing me on the phone while he would give away bits and pieces of who made it into the top 15 of the pageant! why of all days would they choose to cut the cable on such a day. Don't they know that pageants like these is like the NBA championships to all the baklitaz all over the world, (at which my brother would be screaming like crazy!... all the yeahs and the boOyeahs! that would hound and pound the house btw, he's a lakers fanatic which made him upset as for those who don't know the lakers lost the championships)

And now the tv is only showing a snowy reception.. in other words... ga karat2x ang tv namo! tse!.... thats why i'm in front of the pc right now...

Grrrr....

Not that much of a couch potato though, but who doesn't want TV time?... huh?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

of curves and a straight lines


"Actually, God made men and women different. But the big difference between women and men--it doesn't matter what kind of life they live--is that men think that the faster way to go to a point is to go straight. Women, no. The faster way to go to a point is to go through curves and fixing every curve," -- DAYANA MENDOZA.


a witty answer and a flirty smile-- yan ang lethal combination para ma sungkit ang ang coveted crown na on my opinion looks like ah.. basta kahit na sabihin nilang ilang milyon ang worth nya mukha pa rin xang braces! i really liked the crowns before napaka regal ng dating.. seems like gustong-gusto ng mga badinggerZ ang maisuOt ito with a designer couture gown from kahit sinong atelier basta maganda lng ang bustier at may flowing silk chiffon skirt na parang nasa labas ka lang at dinadala ng hangin ang palda mo!


pero infairness like ko xa (dayana).. i really find the national costume she wore amusing... biruin mo... may drama pa na pierce ang ilong nya, tsaka feel ko ang aura nya and the way she moves on stage... parang idol nya yata si pilita corrales... kase... LIYAD! hala LIYAD pa ineng!... pero i laveetttt!!!


And as for the outgoing Miss Universe '07 Riyo Mori who in my opinion has grown to be more beautiful in her reign, made quite a statement on her final walk. wearing a tux (in fairness she looked soO good in the tux ha!) so in her words "if i can do it so can you!"... so mga badet mag tux na!



yun na!!!
(photo courtesy of globalbeauties.com)

Saturday, July 12, 2008

snorty snort, snort!

how does it feel like to have friends who snort drugs??

ask kaya natin some celebreties?....

siguro parang wala lang... "eh feel nila eh.. care ko.. at least they're happy" ang drama.

pero what if it happened to you.. how would you feel?...

as if celebrity ka.. duh! but kidding aside how would you react? because not so long ago a friend has told me that one common friend(one of my besties who i am currently having a falling out with) has been sniffing around and that he has already become a man/woman of substance (and not the witty type ha!). as skeptic as i am i still am not believing that he is doing drugs. and if he is, i hope we can still talk him out of it....

HOPEFULLY...

its not true,,,.....