crankSLAPPERS!

The other week I visited a friend whom right now maybe in a case of house arrest careof her father because of one crazy event. What crazy event?... read closely. At a point in one's life one can never be too drunk or too stupd to commit acts that you would regret in the near future. The thing is that once things had happened we can't ask for a take two, we just can't take them back. Its true that each person has thier own reactions to alcohol of any kind. One may sit quietly and blush while majority will lose all thier inhibitions and do the unimaginable... or so i thought. Because her mind and body chooses to react to the latter she would scream out loud and wake all your neighbors.. dead or alive. Truth b told she woke everyone up, and cranky people who just woke up in the middle of the night are not the ones to mess with. As the saying goes "magbiro ka sa lasing 'wag lang sa bagong gising" Bagong gising in the middle of the night that is with the help of my friend. So as the commotion went on one of the very cranky, angry nieghbors went out looked for the source and... B*TCHED SLAPPED her silly. And by the way this happened along the road. This is soO freakin' telenovela-esQUE. Wouldn't you agree?......


(photo courtesy of photobucket.com)

are we sluts?

Last night we had our first ever karaoke sessions eversince I don't know when at my friends house whom we shall call fondly as Nanay Caring (the reason why?... he's the eldest at 30 y.o.) We were there because it was another mini get together and because Coicoi is around town from Dubai. It started at 12 midnight. Quiet. Everybody in the house was already halfway through thier dreamland experience (Including the chickens outside) and behold Rey holding the microphone prancing around to the tune of "Dont stop the music" by Rihanna.

It lasted for half an hour until another pal whom we shall call Teacher Hansel decided that it was time for us to go out and well... look out for some prospects.

Before we made our way out we were all sitting outside Nanay Rey's house planning what to do next until an SUV slowly driving pulled down the window to see who these who of these lucky or unlucky ladies would be served as main course for their gastronomical carnal snack. He just went by slowly. All of us were wondering if that driver thought of us as hookers.Truth be told that the middle-aged cutie daddy was only checking out our freshly collagen-injected Teacher whom we shall call Bunny, Who at that time reflected on Riyo Mori's final walk tux and made a version for herself (thats with boobs and all).

Which made Coicoi reminise of his lets just say "A thousand Arabian Nights" the X-rated version. Every luxury car imaginable would drop by everytime he would walk around the streests of Dubai with the driver asking him if he needed help with his groceries, if he needed a lift or if he needed some release of tension, SEXUAL that is. And who knows what would happen next it could be somewhere between cocktails and coffee tomorrow morning.

That brings me to ask myself, with these things happening...

ARE WE SLUTS?.......

the perfect PRESENT

I just celebrated my birthday with the company of CLOSE friends. It was not that big of a party that's why i did not invite that much people. It was supposed to be an outdoor party but since the weather did not cooperate (even if i "sundanced" like Sarah G. in a very special love all afternoon). So it ended up on our front porch which i turned into a mini cocktail bar complete with dimmed lights. It wasn't the "oh so-big party" that people were waiting for, it was just a SEX and the City-esqe chit chat party where the people were all seated, well fed and hydrated with alcohol, and chilled to some beach house club mixes.

This was how it looked liked without the flash and all. Dimmed and private. The funny thing was that when we would turn the lights on all the gheys would scream and point to coi2x just to amaze themselves. See the bottom part of the photo. A star shaped cupcake?..

That's Moi, Tim, ShO and Glue. We made our version of " See no evil, Speak no evil, Hear no evil, Smell no evil". With the latter being our twist to the adage.

Just good food, drinks and enjoying the company of good friends (with them there its more than enough)... that's gotta be a good way of turning older.

a year older,,...

Tomorrow i will turn a year older... but will i be wiser?.... good question. only time will tell. Thats what i always ask myself before my birthday. Hopefully a ray of light will show me the way or someone can. Hopefully...

oh come all ye faithful

I went out last Saturday. The first time I went out partying in three months. The reason why?.. It felt that I was too old to go party and get wasted. But since the role of the party planner went to me. I had no choice. It was the first time in a year that I saw my classmates after graduation. Seems like old times except that we were no longer confined in our white uniforms. We had dinner at larsian then had our doses of alcohol at doce.

Then i asked myself, Am i really too old to do such?.... I guess not! twenty two pa kaha ko... and geeez.. my birthday is comming up... oh where does the time go,,

a demented version of my so-called life

What's good about having crazy friends?
1. You can hurt them physically, and they'll definitely hit you back
2. You can curse them in their faces, then all of you will laugh
3. You can tell them all the crazy stuff in your head, then you'll find out they're a lot crazier
4. With them, you will never feel that youre alone
5. With them, you can be yourself all the time


I don't want to blog about my so-called, fairweathered friends right now. I guess i've had enough of them. i just don't give a F*** about them as of the time being. Im more focused on the people worth keeping. these people who have been kind enough to keep me company, make me laugh at their own expense and mine too (its a two-way relationship), but most of all... made me realize no matter how screwed up my life is there's always a reason for a drink.

this is Wewe. my faghag. A sing-a-long freak, soap opera fanatic and has a penchant for shopping as well. we snivel, bicker and fight in broad daylight, we've been through thick and thin, we even went to uhm,,.. ah basta the place where little red riding hood grew up to be a big bad wolf! don't let the looks fool you. Bayot pud ni!....... hahaha! Her claim to fame?... she's a Mickey Mouse clubber... look at her ears!.. hahaha! The reason why i love her?... No matter how i am mean to her, imagine i make her squirm, laugh and feel icky all at the same time! she even mentioned:

"dae d na ko ganahan mu tubag sa phone kai isyu napud" >>> thats mike su and me calling her.. and teasing her in every minute of the phonecall



And this is Mike Su. Here she is in her two-piece bikini and pekpek shorts ensemble. oh diba.. makes the playboy bunnies make a run for their money. He was my vice-president of my junior year, first semester. Although when the reshuffling we got separated making him the president of the class she was in and me in mine. Her claim to fame was that when we were still employed at peopleSUPPORT she was included in the fashion show (which made some controversy the next day). Why i love her?.. Shes the type that never lets you feel left out.





This is shoO.. we knew each other back in college because I, mike su (yes Mike Su was as dignified as madam president herself) and he were in some of the presidents meeting of our department. We worked for the same BPO company a few months back. and he's the guy which takes things relatively slow. Unlike some of us shoO is pretty laid back, always cares for a drink or two and is often the more serious than the two mentioned above. Why i love him?.... he waits for 30-40 minutes ++ for me and Wewe to arrive, he just smokes his cigarettes and let other people pass by (and takes notice of the hot young girls of legal age)

Si glue. she loves limpbizkit, greenday, punk music, online RPG games, and uhm did i say punk music?... di halata nuh?... but she does, she really does. Glo is the one can turn to whenever i want to hitch a ride or get a medcert without walking into a clinic (thanks to daddy johnny of course) and get discounts at Jolibee (c/o nice her sis was still employed there). Just like me she loves KFC, to the extent that we bought a bucket meal.. we'll we needed the help of Tim and Ariane to finish the entire bucket. Why i love her?.. no matter how bad i screw up she just shrugs it all away and just says....

"Matulog sa ko Jer, in a pissed/sleepy/sarcastic kinda way"

Si Tim, because he's a BAC (born again christian) he serves as our moral compass... kuno! Theres not much more to say about Tim except that he was the one to master cooking 2 batches of rice in a very BIG caldero na walang sablay (immersion '06) heheh.. that also serves as his claim to fame. why i love him?... he treats me like any other heterosexual guy around and he listens to all the whining and complaining that Glo and i do whenever we go home.

Si Jeddang. lovable, more merrier than the MERRY in merry Christmas. she's the one to turn to whenever you got problems that rival the height of Mt. Everest (cause believe me he'll climb it for you... kidding). in fairness to Jeddah he is not a quitter, no matter she failed a certain subject in school he manages keep his chin high, take it again and pass with flying colours (for the third time around). His claim to fame: he was awarded MISS CONGENIALITY in a MISS GAY EARTH production in the school and oh yeah... she claims that he and TV actress Anne Curtis look alike. DO YOU AGREE? Why i love her?... she makes me laugh no matter how sad the situation is.

Coicoi a.k.a. AngeliCOiCOi Panganiban. although he/she/it is in Dubai right now she never fails to email once in a while. she was my shopping partner, she haggles like lie theres no tomorrow to get a lot from a shopping money of a hundred pesos (tax free). the people in the house already consider him as an adopted son or daughter that she is. she used to come her almost everyday or whenever either of us were free. his claim to fame?... she manages to make smart, quirky remarks against him work for his advantage. His claim to fame, he managed to say:

"alahav aw dats basta laysho". Looking expensive even if were out of cash.

Too bad he's in Dubai.. i really miss him na.... who knows he made an appearance on GMA 7's CODENAME:asero which was shot in Dubai... oh i forgot he's solid kapamilya... ahehe

No pretensions

No fiction

No sh*ts

"Nothing's better than having CRAZY people you call as friends... do you have any?... "

tv and me....

For some goOd reason the cable is out today.

I have no idea what had happened, i'm just too upset to call the cable company and hear a ramdomly selected customer service associate who will give me enough reasons to think that i have the comprehension skills of a 4th grader. This has already happened twice. First was during the miss universe pageant on a beautiful monday morning. that had me flustered.

Really. Big time.

I had to endure the few minutes late telecast on a local station with my friend mike su teasing me on the phone while he would give away bits and pieces of who made it into the top 15 of the pageant! why of all days would they choose to cut the cable on such a day. Don't they know that pageants like these is like the NBA championships to all the baklitaz all over the world, (at which my brother would be screaming like crazy!... all the yeahs and the boOyeahs! that would hound and pound the house btw, he's a lakers fanatic which made him upset as for those who don't know the lakers lost the championships)

And now the tv is only showing a snowy reception.. in other words... ga karat2x ang tv namo! tse!.... thats why i'm in front of the pc right now...

Grrrr....

Not that much of a couch potato though, but who doesn't want TV time?... huh?